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A Funny New Year Poem

The collection includes sweet and heart-touching funny New Year poetry that throws light on the various facets of New Year celebrations.

New Year is the time to celebrate and also have some uninhibited fun. Ushering in the coming year with hopes along with a positive attitude is the best method to celebrate such an uplifting occasion. Around New Year is known for its lively spirit, it is also identified with some witty resolutions and humorous poems and quotes by famous personalities around the grand celebrations that are held around the world. It is the perfect occasion to enjoy some funny poems that add to the beauty of the occasion, by inserting a splash of humor in it. Given here is some funny poetry for New Year. Rely on them on greeting cards to wish your friends a bright and hilarious New Year.

A Funny New Year Poem

A Funny New Year Poem

Humorous New Year Poems

Here are some really funny poems for New Year. You can create your greetings cards and add these poetries inside it. Your colleagues would surely like to receive a wonderful gift like this on New Year.

My New Year Solutions

My New Year Solutions, Not Resolutions
This year I want to be a monkey
Jumping from tree to tree
The coming year I can be a donkey

Braying from sky to sea.
Every year I want to change
And experience something new
If only I am something strange
Such as the disappearing dew.

I want to feel the life of a lion king
Sitting inside its majestic skin
Turning into a peacock I will sing
And become a cuckoopea Siamese twin

Why can’t I be considered a bubble?
Blow away and disappear
Instead of getting into trouble
Making resolutions each year.

New Year Resolution

New Year Resolution
It was January the first
I turned over a new leaf
It was clean on the top side
But had bugs underneath.

Gifts wrapped

The gifts are wrapped.
The cookies baked.
My lipstick’s on.
My locks are raked.

The turkey’s done,
And so, the stuffing.
What’s left to do?
My thought is: nothing.

Hurray, it’s Christmas.
Pour the wine.
At least, I’m finally
Done on time.

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